What the World Needs Now is WoW Rehab.

Latest column was picked up by UWire, the college version of the AP!!! :D

Imma Let You Finish, But I Can Has Cheezburger Is the Greatest Blog of All Time!

New column about Kanye's douchery.

Two Posts in One Day? FTW!

My shopping list makes me seem like a kindergarten teacher.

Poster board
Scissors?
Removable glue stick?
Apron
Ruler
Construction paper (shapes?)

Extra, extra!

Read all about my feelings on mermaids!

Reveille Column Numero Deux!

If you love trashy reality TV, you'll hate my second column:

Megan Wanted A Millionaire, But Found a Murderer

First Column!

Hit the stands yesterday -- not the correct "hammer" or byline, but it is at least the actual column that I wrote!

http://www.lsureveille.com/opinion/hammertime-objectification-should-be-absent-from-modern-porn-1.1822291

songs i can't listen to since my grandmother died:

i'll fly away
uncloudy day
i found a reason
casimir pulaski day

"tuesday night at the bible study
we lift our hands and pray over your body
but nothing ever happens

and in the morning when you finally go
and the nurse runs in with her head hung low
and the cardinal hits the window

in the morning in the winter shade
on the first of march, on the holiday
i thought i saw you breathing

oh the glory that the lord has made
and the complications when I see his face
in the morning in the window

oh the glory when he took our place
but he took my shoulders and he shook my face
and he takes and he takes and he takes"